Bread. The staff of life. Or perhaps the staph of life.
I ate a sandwich today. Two slices of Rudi’s Organic Flax bread (no flour) and about 2 tblsp of organic peanut butter. I have not had two slices of bread with a filling in between them for a long time. [...]

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I am maintaining an average caloric consumption of less than 1000 calories today. A cricket rubbing its legs together makes more energy than that.
I walked like a little trooper today. I am about one month away from joining the band.
I need a turkey sandwich. I’m not getting it–but I want it.I wanted [...]

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Darr

I hang at a lapband forum for support. Very helpful place. One “on the fence” poster who *did* go through with the surgery posted some questions that I’ve had as well. I replied to this poster’s questions with a bit of tongue-in-cheek. My bad. Well…not that bad.are you able to [...]

Walking for 30 minutes on 610 calories isn’t working for me. I felt like a total WASTOID yesterday. I had to sleep for a few hours. I then ate half a head of ice-berg lettuce and a package of peanut butter crackers. Goodness…a little protein, a few carbs…and the cramps in [...]

I did an additional 500 steps tonight. Didn’t stretch out beforehand. My calves are mooing and I am exhausted.
Darr

I am on the 800-calorie pre-op diet. Tonight I made meatball soup with organic ground turkey, almond meal, roasted carrot soup as the base and the rest of it consisted of vegetables that I grew and picked this morning. Patapan squash, zucchini, red onion, tomatoes, leeks, peas. I chopped everything up and [...]

Tommy smiled slyly. “I suppose, beings that I am the perfect romance novel hero, that I should say make love to me, Rule. Make love to me and the world will fall into place as the stars move across the heavens. But that wouldn’t really help the situation now, would it? [...]

Photo caption: Hi. I’m Teague. I’m 12 weeks old and nothing is sacred. And I mean

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