Scene: Doe Bay Resort organic restaurant on Orcas Island. Players: Tommy (the son of Big Tom) and Rule Jentry, the heroine. (I also use this photo for “Tommy.”)

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“I never joke about the power of an orgasm to disrupt the time space continuem.” (Tommy)

“Beam me freakin’ up!” Rule laughed and pulled a layer of cheese off her pizza. “Miss?” she called. “Could we get a box, please?”